Trying Quote by Sid Waddell Download Open image “It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline.” — Sid Waddell ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Trying
With kangaroos, you say 'Sit!' and they start boxing with you. They're nuts! — Jerry O'Connell Copy Share Image
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Yeah, I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. — Steve Irwin Copy Share Image
You want to push a guy up against a cage, there's nothing like pushing a car. — Matt Serra Copy Share Image
Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength. — Sid Waddell Copy Share Image
Phil Taylor's got the consistency of a planet ... and he's in a darts orbit! — Sid Waddell Copy Share Image
There hasn't been this much excitement since the Romans fed the Christians to the Lions. — Sid Waddell Copy Share Image
I'm a postmodern commentator, and so, in a cheeky parallel to James Joyce or James Kelman, I get to places, verbally, that are a… — Sid Waddell Copy Share Image
You can get the dart player out of the pub, but you can't get the pub out of the dart player. — Sid Waddell Copy Share Image
As a kid, I was school swot, but I used to hang around the billiard halls, learning that Geordie sense of humour, mixing with… — Sid Waddell Copy Share Image
The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them. — Sid Waddell Copy Share Image
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I never believed in trying to do anything. Whatever I set out to do I found I had already accomplished. — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Copy Share Image
Pain is meant to wake us up. People try to hide their pain. But they're wrong. Pain is something to carry, like a radio.… — Jim Morrison Copy Share Image
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