Ogres Are Like Onions Quote by Shrek

Most folks call them green onions, but they're really scallions.

— Stan Freberg

“Ogres were wyldfae--they could work for either Winter or Summer, and they could have a range of personalities and temperaments running the gamut from…

— Jim Butcher

I meet people to like them, but some are onions to peel and others just blow up like a bomb!

— Sonja Morgan

To me, onions are the metaphor for kitchen drudgery. Cutting them is hard to do well, and they fight you the whole way.

— Michael Pollan

Onions make me sad. A lot of people don't realize that.

— Mitch Hedberg

Cuts onion. Onion cries.

— Nikhil Saluja

It’s funny. I don’t like onions but I like onion rings. What’s up with that?

— Jared Leto

I’m trying to think of the last time I had onions.

— Karl Lagerfeld

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.

— Will Rogers

It's hard to imagine a civilization without onions; in one form or another their flavor blends into almost everything in the meal except the…

— Julia Child

I love onions. I cook with them all the time.

— Liam Cunningham

People are mostly layers of violence and tenderness wrapped like bulbs, and it is difficult to say what makes them onions or hyacinths.

— Eudora Welty