Breasts Quote by Shirley Ballas

When somebody mangles one of my jokes, that bothers me more than somebody saying that I'm the worst comedian ever.

— Hannibal Buress

I'm a prankster with a Monty Python sense of humor that somehow gets misrepresented in those tacky supermarket publications as bratty, snotty, and rude.

— Catherine Oxenberg

I'm sure there are comedians who make jokes about me, but say something funny, not mean.

— Michael McIntyre

With a lot of comedians, one of their major attributes is that they look comedic, with a certain hangdog or manic expression. I look…

— Sylvester Stallone

I'm a comedian. Comedians are supposed to be jaded, cynical, angry people. But I'm not: I'm a silly, silly fun boy.

— Pete Holmes

Many, many years ago, I stood on the stage and told bad jokes and did Sophie Tucker as an impersonation, and nobody looked up;…

— Don Rickles

Comedians get jokes offered to them, rock stars get women and underwear thrown onstage, and I get guys that want to take me fishing.

— Les Claypool

You get used to such micro-aggressions, those sneaky remarks. Especially in comedy: when the mood is meant to be light you can get accused…

— Rose Matafeo

I'm trying to think of a witty comeback, when Boggs says brusquely, “Well, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick…

— Suzanne Collins

I go out with my mates and after a drink they'll ask, 'How are you a comedian? You're not the funniest among us,' And…

— John Bishop

A tender young cork, however, would have had no more chance against a pair of corkscrews, or a tender young tooth against a pair…

— Charles Dickens

When I hit the scene, there was Billy Connolly and Max Boyce. It was all mother-in-law and Irish jokes, and we broke the mould.…

— Jasper Carrott