"Today, My little brother stomped into my room……" — Sheryne Brooks
"Today, My little brother stomped into my room and through a bra at my face He then yelled THIS THING DOESN'T WORK! I wonder what he used it for, and why it didn't work..."
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42 Quotes by Sheryne Brooks
Sheryne Brooks has 42 quotes on this site.
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Today, after 4 days of constipation, I finally pooped. Sadly, I was not on the toilet. FML
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Girls get cramps, bloating and irritability. Guys should get a good strong kick in the balls once a month
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Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML
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According to parents we're too young for love, too old for fun, too smart to play dumb and too immature…
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Today I tried to prank Call Dominos Pizza, the conversation went like this: Me: Is this the Krusty Krab? the…
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So today at school.. We had a special visitor. He asked the audience, If you could choose between either having…
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Mom: Who are you texting? Me: Someone. Mom: Why can't you tell me? Me: A boy. Mom: What's his name?…
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Guy ( 16 years ) : Do you want to marry me ? Girl ( 16 years ) : WTF…
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Mother: We're in a dorm Me: Yeah? Mother: I can hear you crying... Me: Sorry.. my heart is broken. I…
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Baby mosquito comes back after first time of flying: Mom Mosquito: How do it feel? Baby Mosquito: It was.. wonderful!…
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I went to the grocery store where my boyfriend works. I wanted to surprise him, so I went up behind…
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Dad:why you crying? Girl:my boyfriend dumped me! Dad:(grabs shot gun) I'll be back..while later dad comes back, Girl:what the hell!…
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More Bra Quotes
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I've gone through stages where I hate my body so much that I won't even wear shorts and a bra…
— Fiona Apple
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I couldn't believe they were saying I put a horrible fake plastic bosom over scars I was trying to heal…
— Koo Stark
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I never leave my house. Then I don't have to put a bra on, and I don't have to change…
— Jennifer Lawrence
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I've never wanted to grow up too fast. I wanted to wear a sports bra until I was 22! ...…
— Emma Watson
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It's about labeling. For me feminism is bra-burning lesbianism. It's very unglamorous. I'd like to see it rebranded. We need…
— Geri Halliwell
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If I'm wearing a top, I don't wear a bra. If I'm wearing a bra, I just wear a bra.
— Rihanna
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Tales From Topographic Oceans is like a woman's padded bra,
— Rick Wakeman
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Just the other day someone threw a bra duct-taped to a tennis ball. I just stood there, playing guitar, thinking…
— Dave Grohl
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I am a woman now! It‘s true. No, honestly, I‘ve never worn a bra in my life, ever!
— Kate Moss
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With small breasts, you don't have to wear a bra with dresses that have some support. It feels sexy without…
— Sandra Oh
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I'm grateful people think I'm beautiful or sexy, and I suppose it's better than the alternative, but I do try…
— Katherine Heigl
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The disparity between being a 10-year-old boy playing air guitar, wishing I was a rock star, and the reality of…
— John Rzeznik
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