Sheryne Brooks Quotes
- Today, after 4 days of constipation, I finally pooped. Sadly, I was not on the toilet. FML — Sheryne Brooks
- Girls get cramps, bloating and irritability. Guys should get a good strong kick in the balls once a month — Sheryne Brooks
- Today I tried to prank Call Dominos Pizza, the conversation went like this: Me: Is this the Krusty Krab? the Cashier responded No, this is… — Sheryne Brooks
- So today at school.. We had a special visitor. He asked the audience, If you could choose between either having the super power to fly… — Sheryne Brooks
- Me: Oh my god. My period is late. Me: AM I PREGNANT? Me: Wait... Me: Still a virgin. Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: I… — Sheryne Brooks
- Today, My little brother stomped into my room and through a bra at my face He then yelled THIS THING DOESN'T WORK! I wonder what… — Sheryne Brooks