Allergies Quote by Sherrilyn Kenyon
“(The tree bend over. Suddenly, a hiss and a meow sounded an instant before two cats darted off across the backyard.) Look, Lanie, it’s Mr. Tomcat come to save me from my celibacy. Oh, help me, Moon Mistress. Whatever am I to do with the attentions of such an unwanted suitor! Help me quick, before he kills me with my allergies. (Grace)”
About This Quote
Source Short story: Grace (fiction) (unknown source)
A whimsical plea to a mythical figure for relief from unwanted romantic attention, mixing humor with desperation.
In simple terms: Ask the Moon for help with an unwanted suitor.
Seek humor and creative outlets for awkward situations.
Themes
Mood
Type
When to use this quote
- dating anxiety
- allergy concerns
- creative writing
- role‑play
- fantasy coping
Key Concepts
Questions to Reflect On
- What absurd ally could you imagine for a modern problem?
- How can humor shift your perspective on unwanted attention?
Reliance on fantasy may avoid real‑world solutions.