Friendship Quote by Sherrilyn Kenyon

“Your friend is so ugly and hairy. Hey, you'll upset my monkey ! We were talking to the monkey...”

— Anonymous

The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. That remark in itself wouldn't make any sense if quoted…

— Robert Benchley

The best relationship you can have with a chimpanzee is total mutual trust.

— Jane Goodall

I really don't like monkeys.

— Huda Kattan

Primates are super smart and organized just enough to devote their free time to being miserable to each other and stressing each other out.

— Robert Sapolsky

“They were two human primates carrying another primate. One was the master of the earth, or at least believed himself to be, and the…

— Richard Preston

Everybody saying this, everybody doing that. I ain't never been good at monkey see monkey do... are you?

— Gee Linder

Never love someone beneath your level of evolution. If you want a monkey, you can visit one at your local zoo

— Superman

“DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOU MONKEYS.”

— Jay Kristoff

When you're dealing with monkeys, you've got to expect some wrenches.

— Alvah Bessie

Monkeys stand for honesty.

— Simon And Garfunkel

The monkey is an organized sarcasm upon the human race.

— Henry Ward Beecher