Humor Quote by Shannon L. Alder

“You ever hear that expression 'If it looks like a duck and it quacks like a duck, it's probably a duck'?”

— Alex Duval

I can pass myself off as a 'Duck Dynasty' impersonator a lot.

— Chris Stapleton

I'm actually a big 'Duck Dynasty' fan.

— Kevin Jonas

“If it looks like a duck and quacks likes a duck, it's a duck, right?”

— Mark Peter Hughes

The likeability and popularity of 'Duck Dynasty's' Phil Robertson stem from his quick wit and honest assessment of situations that arise in reality television.

— Mercedes Schlapp

“Twinkle the Destroyer wasn't alone, it seemed. There were more gnomes than I thought. Pip the Bringer of Pain, Chauncey the Devourer of Souls,…

— Lish McBride

Most of my school friends and even a few of my teachers called me 'Duck.'

— Donald Dunn

“I FEEL LIKE A Duck Dynasty guy living in a Miley Cyrus world. And to be perfectly honest with you, I feel like I’m…

— Todd Starnes

“if it looks like ahh duck and Quack like ahh duck then....its an afflack!”

— Madea

“It’s not what I think? If it looks like a duck and walks like a duck...” I imply with a shrug “...well then you…

— K. Bromberg

“It’s not what I think? If it looks like a duck and walks like a duck...” I imply with a shrug “...well then you…

— K Bromberg

“I see us sort of as a modern day Fred and Barney.” Dylan answered in all seriousness. Bo must have made a face because…

— Mercy Celeste