Communication Quote by Shane Leslie

They say there are only two kinds of people on St. Patrick's Day: the Irish, and the people that drive them home.

— Conan O'Brien

Every Irishman, the saying goes, has a potato in his head.

— Augustus Hare

Remember not to ruin your St. Patrick's Day by reading or watching anything related to the history of Ireland.

— Anonymous

“It is St Patrick's Day and here at Scranton, that is a huge deal... It is the closest that the Irish will ever get…

— Anonymous

On this day, millions of people...throughout the world will gather to commemorate the life of Patrick, patron saint of Ireland. From his days as…

— George W. Bush

Happy St. Patrick's Day to an Irish relative who came here with a dream of equality and now wants to move back because we…

— Anonymous

Making it [St. Patrick's Day] a great day for the Irish, but just an ok day if you're looking for a quiet tavern to…

— Jon Stewart

St. Patrick, bringing the religion to Ireland, this is what we should celebrate.

— Frank McCourt

St. Patrick... one of the few saints whose feast day presents the opportunity to get determinedly whacked and make a fool of oneself all…

— Charles Madigan

St. Patrick's Day is a holy day for Roman Catholics in Ireland to pray and a day for drunk people to vomit with their…

— Margot Leitman

“A driver had been sent to meet us. He was gray-haired, short, and nimble and introduced himself. "I am Patrick and so is every…

— Sharon Creech

The prime minister of Ireland will be celebrating St. Patrick's Day at the White House. So finally the Secret Service agents will have a…

— Conan O'Brien