"Injured New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady, will……" — Seth Meyers
"Injured New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady, will be replaced by Matt Cassel an untested inexperienced back-up. Earning Cassel the nickname, 'Sarah Palin'."
More Brady Quotes
- [President Clinton] boasts about 186,000 people denied firearms under the Brady Law rules. The Brady Law has been in force… — Charlton Heston
- The Brady Bill's only effect will be to desensitize the public to regulation of weapons in preparation for their ultimate… — Charles Krauthammer
- Did you hear charming Karren Brady this morning complaining about sexism? Do me a favour, love. — Unknown Author
- Before I was cast on The Surreal Life my knowledge of Christopher Knight was pretty much he was on The… — Unknown Author
- Wayne Brady, I don’t understand why people keep joking that you’re not black. Wayne Brady, you are BLACK. After all,… — Anthony Jeselnik
- The truth is, no one wants to face the fact that there was a huge double standard in baseball, and… — Jose Canseco
- It [the Brady Bill] is not a panacea. It's not going to stop crimes of passion or drug-related crime. — Sarah Brady
- Tom Brady rises up to the occasion and plays well. That is just who he is. — Deion Sanders
- If you're asking me where my heart and where I'm happy is, I love playing with Tom Brady. I love… — Randy Moss
- I was always an Olsen. I never thought of myself as a Brady. I never actually wanted to be a… — Susan Olsen
- My Gram said that I would get the role in whichever show God thought was right but it wouldnt hurt… — Susan Olsen
- Say I had been with a guy like Tom Brady, Peyton Manning or Drew Brees all of my career. Are… — Terrell Owens