““I'm everyone's friend!' protested Aveda, wrenching free from my grasp. 'Friend to all fans: that's my new slogan. Make a note so we can get T-shirts made.' 'You aren't even a friend to your friends!' I yelped, my frustration boiling over. 'You blatantly ignore their advice, manipulate them into doing your bidding, then act like an idiot child when the half-baked plan you came up with actually starts to work' Aveda's expression shifted, her eyes turning to pure ice. 'You need to remember your place.' 'Really?' I retorted. 'Because it sure seems like I'm doing a damp good job taking yours.””
