Caucasian Quote by S. J. Perelman

“As for consulting a dentist regularly, my punctuality practically amounted to a fetish. Every twelve years I would drop whatever I was doing and allow wild Caucasian ponies to drag me to a reputable orthodontist.”

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Caucasian Consulting Dentist Drag Fetish Ponies Punctuality Twelve Years

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