Thongs Quote by Ryan Stiles Download Open image “Two thongs don't make a right.” — Ryan Stiles ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Thongs Two
Thongs don't show. With jeans, you're always going to get panty lines and I think that's just a big mistake. — Lexa Doig Copy Share Image
Everyone's showing their thong out the back of their jeans. But you shouldn't wear any. You get a better line if you wear no… — Victoria Beckham Copy Share Image
I love thongs. The day they were invented, sunshine broke through the clouds. — Sandra Bullock Copy Share Image
They say two wrongs don't make a right, I guess I was wrong but now it ain't right. — Tyga Copy Share Image
What's funny is that male strippers don't wear thongs anymore. They wear flat backs. — Joe Manganiello Copy Share Image
I did standup for a lot of years, too, but when you come out as a standup, you get the feeling from a crowd… — Ryan Stiles Copy Share Image
I wasn't particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny. — Ryan Stiles Copy Share Image
That is raw dough. Never eat raw dough. They can make worms in your tummy. Worms in your tummy. — Ryan Stiles Copy Share Image
If I could rap, that would be a sensation, but I can't, you see, I'm just a Caucasian. — Ryan Stiles Copy Share Image
Drew's a funny guy. Because anything he gets into, he gets in 100%. Even when we were doing 'The Drew Carey Show,' he got… — Ryan Stiles Copy Share Image
I can't sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. I'm shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982. — Ryan Stiles Copy Share Image
I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe. — Ryan Stiles Copy Share Image
Everyone's showing their thong out the back of their jeans. But you shouldn't wear any. You get a better line if you wear no… — Victoria Beckham Copy Share Image
My favorite party trick is to wear nothing but a gold thong in the house. — Harry Styles Copy Share Image
I was supposed to be a real Thatcherite. Just by dint of being a first-generation immigrant and having not had money, and then suddenly… — George Michael Copy Share Image
No-pocket jeans are only slightly less irritating than thong underwear. — Patricia Briggs Copy Share Image
That’s how you tell what a man’s really made of. It’s one thing for a man to be big and brave and kill a… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up. — Albert Brooks Copy Share Image
I have a thing about underwear. I have to wear thongs. Since I was a showgirl in Las Vegas, and I was wearing G-strings… — Cassandra Peterson Copy Share Image
It does not matter what the whip is; it is none the less a whip, because you have cut thongs for it out of… — John Ruskin Copy Share Image
