Quote by Ryan Mecum Download Open image ““Those were not vampires. If sunlight makes you sparkle, you're a unicorn.”” — Ryan Mecum ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“What is it with girls and vampires?" charlie asked, trying to smile. "They're pretty and they sparkle in the sun, just like unicorns." --Scout” — Tammy Blackwell Copy Share
“I blame it on Twilight. In real life, vampires only sparkle when they're on fire.” — Larry Correia Copy Share Image
“Why don't you sparkle?" -"Because I live in the real world, where vampires burst into flames.” — L.J. Smith Copy Share Image
“My vampires don't sparkle...they EAT people...in more ways than one!" *eyebrow wiggle*” — Arial Burnz Copy Share Image
“No, it wasn’t vampires—vampires don’t exist. Angels destroyed them all decades ago, every last sparkly one of them, and you’re welcome.” — Skyla Madi Copy Share Image
“Really, honestly. There aren’t vampires out there, are there?” Good grief, she sounded like a love struck teenager. Probably thought they sparkled in the… — Shannon Mayer Copy Share Image
“Vampires were myths, childhood stories– as were werewolves, mermaids and dragons. I believed none of it.” — Ashley Madau Copy Share Image
“If this were real life, Ed would have looked at her neck- bite, dead, burp, credits.” — Ryan Mecum Copy Share Image
“If the dawn should break and take away this sunrise, I hope I break, too.” — Ryan Mecum Copy Share Image
“Little old laides speed away in their wheel chairs, frightened meals on wheels.” — Ryan Mecum Copy Share Image
“Let's put it this way. I fought for the South. We lost. Lance Henriksen rules!” — Ryan Mecum Copy Share Image
“I loved my momma I eat her with my mouth closed, how she would want it.” — Ryan Mecum Copy Share Image
“Bitting into heads is much harder than it looks. The skull is feisty.” — Ryan Mecum Copy Share Image
“Blood is really warm, it's like drinking hot chocolate but with more screaming.” — Ryan Mecum Copy Share Image
“Upside-down death spikes/ like sitting on loaded guns/ a chair with wooden legs.” — Ryan Mecum Copy Share Image
“My town is broken. From this view, I see the end. Below, they gather.” — Ryan Mecum Copy Share Image
“You are my sunshine...'/ (the scariest song ever)/ '...my only sunshine.” — Ryan Mecum Copy Share Image
