Quote by Michael McCarty Download Open image ““These vampires don't sparkle”” — Michael McCarty ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Why don't you sparkle?" -"Because I live in the real world, where vampires burst into flames.” — L.J. Smith Copy Share Image
“My vampires don't sparkle...they EAT people...in more ways than one!" *eyebrow wiggle*” — Arial Burnz Copy Share Image
“I blame it on Twilight. In real life, vampires only sparkle when they're on fire.” — Larry Correia Copy Share Image
“Those were not vampires. If sunlight makes you sparkle, you're a unicorn.” — Ryan Mecum Copy Share Image
“Popular young adult novels notwithstanding, vampires only sparkle when they burn.” — Elliott James Copy Share Image
“I know that voodoo priests really do belief they can talk to the other side and vampires should never sparkle” — Jennifer Martinez Copy Share Image
“If you are about to tell me you are a vampire that glitters in the sunshine, I will--” — Gwen Hayes Copy Share Image
“What is it with girls and vampires?" charlie asked, trying to smile. "They're pretty and they sparkle in the sun, just like unicorns." --Scout” — Tammy Blackwell Copy Share Image
“With Michael McCarty Books: You will find both Horror and hilarity ... at no extra charge (LOL)” — Michael McCarty Copy Share Image
“My first sale was of a record review of Pink Floyd’s The Final Cut that was in 1983. My first national sale was with… — Michael McCarty Copy Share Image
“Book Rack, 4764 Elmore Ave, Davenport, Iowa From noon - 3pm Rusty The Robot and Revenge of the Two-Headed Poetry Book Signing” — Michael McCarty Copy Share Image
