Haiku Quotes by Ryan Mecum

“If this were real life, Ed would have looked at her neck- bite, dead, burp, credits.”

— Ryan Mecum

“Drinking by myself/ from a lonely bartender/ missing Katherine.”

— Ryan Mecum

“If the dawn should break and take away this sunrise, I hope I break, too.”

— Ryan Mecum

“Little old laides speed away in their wheel chairs, frightened meals on wheels.”

— Ryan Mecum

“Let's put it this way. I fought for the South. We lost. Lance Henriksen rules!”

— Ryan Mecum

“I loved my momma I eat her with my mouth closed, how she would want it.”

— Ryan Mecum

“Bitting into heads is much harder than it looks. The skull is feisty.”

— Ryan Mecum

“Blood is really warm, it's like drinking hot chocolate but with more screaming.”

— Ryan Mecum

“Beth from accounting is just sitting in her car eating spaghetti.”

— Ryan Mecum

“Upside-down death spikes/ like sitting on loaded guns/ a chair with wooden legs.”

— Ryan Mecum

“My town is broken. From this view, I see the end. Below, they gather.”

— Ryan Mecum

“You are my sunshine...'/ (the scariest song ever)/ '...my only sunshine.”

— Ryan Mecum