"A Halloween-haired, Sachsgate-enacting, estuary-whining, glitter-lacquered, priapic berk How……" — Russell Brand
"A Halloween-haired, Sachsgate-enacting, estuary-whining, glitter-lacquered, priapic berk How dare I, from my velvet chaise longue, in my Hollywood home like Kubla Khan, drag my limbs from my harem to moan about the system? A system that has posited me on a lilo made of thighs in an ocean filled with honey and foie gras'd my Essex arse with undue praise and money."
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155 Quotes by Russell Brand
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Strength does not have to be belligerent and loud.
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The bad-boy label is just an assumption.
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I've always had this impulse to be destructive.
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People don't throw your bags out of windows because of lies; they throw them out because of the truth.
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Honesty has always been an integral part of my operation, really.
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My mum brought me up on her own. All we really had was each other.
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As a performer, I'm very, very confident in what I do.
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I also do a lot of Kundalini yoga.
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I do have a regard for the musicality of language that came from BBC sitcoms like 'Fawlty Towers.'
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I do transcendental meditation, which is, I suppose, derived from Vedic or Ayurvedic principles, which is sort of Hindu principles.
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I recognize that I have the ability to be selfish, but I also recognize that you can't be happy if…
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It's difficult to believe in yourself because the idea of self is an artificial construction. You are, in fact, part…
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