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Computers Quote by Rudy Espinoza

“She: What are you thinking about? Me: I'm thinking that I'll never be able to watch all of the porn I've downloaded to my computer.” quote by Rudy Espinoza — Download Open image

“She: What are you thinking about? Me: I'm thinking that I'll never be able to watch all of the porn I've downloaded to my computer.”

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