Cubes Quote by Roger Ebert

Sex is like pizza; if you're gonna use BBQ sauce, you'd better know what you're doing!

— Green Monk

There is a video out now on how to please men. Here's tip number 1: Just show up!

— Jay Leno

I can stick uphill ice, on my saucer

— Shane McConkey

Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

— Anonymous

Anyone who calls it "sexual intercourse" can't possibly be interested in actually doing it. You might as well announce you're ready for lunch by…

— Allan Sherman

I kinda expected to turn the bottle and see a recipe. "So that's how you make ice cubes. Apparently you just freeze this stuff.…

— Jim Gaffigan

What I did was not for sexual pleasure. Rather it brought me some peace of mind.

— Andrei Chikatilo

Put your dick on the counter so I can suck it.

— Anonymous

No one can satisfy anybody, so the best you can do is beat their imagination.

— Blaze Olamiday

Well I could think of three things I'd like to do. One would involve some ice cubes and a nine iron. Two would involve…

— Billy Madison

“Put ice water in a saucepan and cook it. The water temperature will stay at 0°C until the last ice cube melts.”

— Andy Weir

There were a couple of instances where what I'm thinking during sex was relevant, so I might as well show myself having sex. I…

— Chester Brown