"To me, Viagra is the same as Disneyland.……" — Rodney Dangerfield
"To me, Viagra is the same as Disneyland. You wait an hour for a two-minute ride."
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181 Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield has 181 quotes on this site.
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I'm at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk…
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What a dog I got, he found out we look alike, so he killed himself.
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I told my doctor I wonna stop aging, he gave me a gun!
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Last week I told my psychiatrist, 'I keep thinking about suicide', and he told me from now I have to…
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My wife made me join a bridge club... I jump off next Tuesday.
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I remember I was so depressed I was going to jump out a window on the tenth floor; they sent…
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I was an ugly kid; when I was born, after the doctor cut the cord, he hung himself.
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I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own." One of them said, "So will you."
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I tell ya, I was an ugly kid. I was so ugly that my dad kept the kid's picture that…
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My boy is a mean kid. I came home the other day and saw him taping worms to the sidewalk,…
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I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar.
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You can name your own salary in this business. I call mine Fred.
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Santa Barbara is a paradise; Disneyland is a paradise; the U.S. is a paradise. Paradise is just paradise. Mournful, monotonous,…
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You can go at the premiere it's at Disneyland.
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You know what Disneyland is known for? The Big Turkey Leg. People walk around with enormous deep-fried turkey legs. Like…
— Steve Carell
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I'm not all that big on rides. I sort of like bumper cars but I don't really go to Disneyland…
— Anjelica Huston
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Hollywood and Disneyland are the legacy of Europe's cultural imperialism. We gave them nursery rhymes and they gave back film.…
— Richey Edwards
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One I built when I was a kid, and it was a real miniature of Disneyland. I fell in love…
— Bobby Sherman
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Every time I get injured I measure it's severity by asking myself 'Would this stop me from going to Disneyland?'
— Chris Colfer
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Ukraine announced plans to open Chernobyl, their nuclear disaster site, to tourists. They say it's just like Disneyland, except the…
— Conan O'Brien
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My family achieved success not in spite of, but because of the American system of taxation. After all, without reliable…
— Unknown Author
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Nobody likes being criticised, particularly by players who will be in Disneyland this summer on their holidays rather than the…
— Phil Thompson
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Disneyland is Vegas for children.
— Tom Waits
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I would say that Mickey Mouse has a greater influence on the American public than Shakespeare, Milton, Dante, Rabelais, Shostakovitch,…
— Charles Bukowski
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