Viagra Quotes

39 quotes by 35 authors

Viagra is a drug, just like cocaine. It can cause you to become addicted. — Jackie Collins
The Internet is the Viagra of big business. — Jack Welch
I think religion for many people is some sort of moral viagra. — Daniel Dennett
There's no magazine you open, unless its AARP, that shows a woman over the age of 45 in any other light, other than having to… — Doris Roberts
Democracy in China is like Viagra; no such thing as free elections. — George Montgomery
I think that in our society we should do everything to encourage child-bearing and family-making. And I think that if insurance will cover Viagra for… — Joan Lunden
Back then, the entire Internet consisted of two slow, boxcar-sized UNIVAC computers about 50 feet apart, connected by a wire. It would take one of… — Dave Barry
I'd never hit a woman unless I was already out of Viagra. — Zach Braff
Young kids are taking Viagra, ecstasy. They even want instant sex. — Tim Reid
I am not overlooking any mail. I'm looking at all of it. I even wrote back to the Viagra people. — Randy Newman
Measuring national prestige by gold medals is like using Viagra to judge the potency of a man. — Ai Weiwei
If I were to die of anything vaguely sex-related or had taken Viagra, you just know there'd be headlines of 'Russell How-hard' in the newspapers. — Russell Howard
You get my point now? Coz before I thought you missed it. I'ma viagra triple shot, you just a limp bizkit. WORD LIFE. — John Cena
To me, Viagra is the same as Disneyland. You wait an hour for a two-minute ride. — Rodney Dangerfield
Variety is not everything! Viagra is! — Tiger Woods
If the principal smokers of cocaine were affluent older white men and the principal users of Viagra were young black men, using Viagra would land… — Ethan Nadelmann
I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going. — Rodney Dangerfield
More coming out about Saddam Hussein. We now know he takes Viagra and he has as many as six mistresses. No wonder Congress is reluctant… — Jay Leno
I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman. — Jack Nicholson
We're consumers. We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime, poverty, these things don't concern me. What concerns me are celebrity magazines, television with… — Chuck Palahniuk

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