Viagra Quotes
39 quotes by 35 authors
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Viagra is a drug, just like cocaine. It can cause you to become addicted.
— Jackie Collins
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The Internet is the Viagra of big business.
— Jack Welch
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I think religion for many people is some sort of moral viagra.
— Daniel Dennett
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There's no magazine you open, unless its AARP, that shows a woman over the age of 45 in any other light, other than having to…
— Doris Roberts
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Democracy in China is like Viagra; no such thing as free elections.
— George Montgomery
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I think that in our society we should do everything to encourage child-bearing and family-making. And I think that if insurance will cover Viagra for…
— Joan Lunden
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Back then, the entire Internet consisted of two slow, boxcar-sized UNIVAC computers about 50 feet apart, connected by a wire. It would take one of…
— Dave Barry
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I'd never hit a woman unless I was already out of Viagra.
— Zach Braff
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Young kids are taking Viagra, ecstasy. They even want instant sex.
— Tim Reid
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I am not overlooking any mail. I'm looking at all of it. I even wrote back to the Viagra people.
— Randy Newman
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Measuring national prestige by gold medals is like using Viagra to judge the potency of a man.
— Ai Weiwei
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If I were to die of anything vaguely sex-related or had taken Viagra, you just know there'd be headlines of 'Russell How-hard' in the newspapers.
— Russell Howard
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You get my point now? Coz before I thought you missed it. I'ma viagra triple shot, you just a limp bizkit. WORD LIFE.
— John Cena
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To me, Viagra is the same as Disneyland. You wait an hour for a two-minute ride.
— Rodney Dangerfield
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Variety is not everything! Viagra is!
— Tiger Woods
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If the principal smokers of cocaine were affluent older white men and the principal users of Viagra were young black men, using Viagra would land…
— Ethan Nadelmann
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I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going.
— Rodney Dangerfield
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More coming out about Saddam Hussein. We now know he takes Viagra and he has as many as six mistresses. No wonder Congress is reluctant…
— Jay Leno
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I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman.
— Jack Nicholson
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We're consumers. We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime, poverty, these things don't concern me. What concerns me are celebrity magazines, television with…
— Chuck Palahniuk
Who Wrote These Viagra Quotes
35 authors contributed a total of 39 Viagra Quotes, led by these top contributors: