"I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my……" — Rodney Dangerfield
"I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me."
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181 Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield has 181 quotes on this site.
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I'm at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk…
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What a dog I got, he found out we look alike, so he killed himself.
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I told my doctor I wonna stop aging, he gave me a gun!
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Last week I told my psychiatrist, 'I keep thinking about suicide', and he told me from now I have to…
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My wife made me join a bridge club... I jump off next Tuesday.
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I remember I was so depressed I was going to jump out a window on the tenth floor; they sent…
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I was an ugly kid; when I was born, after the doctor cut the cord, he hung himself.
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I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own." One of them said, "So will you."
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I tell ya, I was an ugly kid. I was so ugly that my dad kept the kid's picture that…
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My boy is a mean kid. I came home the other day and saw him taping worms to the sidewalk,…
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I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar.
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You can name your own salary in this business. I call mine Fred.
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More Cheat Quotes
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one of 723 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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Love is a game in which one always cheats.
— Honore de Balzac
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There's so many different ways to cheat. People think infidelity is the way to cheat. I think it's sometimes far…
— Sandra Bullock
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The monsters of our childhood do not fade away, neither are they ever wholly monstrous. But neither, in my experience,…
— John le Carre
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In athletics there's always been a willingness to cheat if it looks like you're not cheating. I think that's just…
— Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
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Men cheat for the same reason that dogs lick their balls... because they can.
— Kim Cattrall
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I am a citizen of the most beautiful nation on earth, a nation whose laws are harsh yet simple, a…
— Bernard Moitessier
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Golf is like solitaire. When you cheat, you cheat only yourself.
— Tony Lema
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You must never actually cheat the customer, even if you can. You must make her happy and satisfied, so she…
— Alexander Turney Stewart
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A gentleman is one who is too brave to lie, too generous to cheat, and who takes his share othe…
— Paul G. Hoffman
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Vice President Spiro Agnew can not cheat on his score : because all you have to do is look back…
— Bob Hope
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Golf does strange things to other people, too. It makes liars out of honest men, cheats out of altruists, cowards…
— Milt Gross
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Never lie; never cheat; never steal. Don't whine; don't complain; don't make excuses.
— John Wooden
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