Flower Quote by Risa Green

Sir, this lane is for ten items or less. I’m counting thirteen items in your cart, including that hemorrhoid cream. And while hemorrhoids might…

— Anonymous

“The fact that I’d gone out to buy him hemorrhoid cream a couple of times probably helped solidify the lines in our friend zone.”

— Mariana Zapata

I buy flowers for myself all the time. I'm comedy's Elton John.

— Joe Lycett

A good eye cream is really important when you are traveling, busy and stressed-that's when the dark puffy circles can get you.

— Kate Winslet

The one thing I still love is mint choc chip ice cream - the really fluorescent kind.

— Tana Ramsay

When I was seven or eight I was really into Cream, really into Led Zeppelin.

— Jon Fishman

“Buy flowers — or if you are poor, steal one from someone’s garden; the world owes you that much at least: a blossom —…

— Caitlin Moran

Mrs. Dalloway said she would buy the flowers herself.

— Virginia Woolf

“Clarissa said she would buy the flowers herself.”

— Virginia woolf

“I want to run out and buy her flowers and candy and other things that will wilt and die or rot her teeth.”

— S.G. Browne

“We went to buy you two flowers, but neither of us thought j just one bouquet would do it.”

— Jamie McGuire

“The first,” Elise repeated, and for reasons she could only guess at, being first gave her a sense of pleasure. She decided to buy…

— Debbie Macomber

“If it’s been more than 24 hours, you call the cops and I’ll buy the flowers. I’ll meet you at church, first for your…

— Jarod Kintz

“Don't believe a man will give you the world if he doesn't even buy you flowers.”

— Matshona Dhliwayo

“It is not the force of the wind, but the depth of the roots.”

— Craig D. Lounsbrough