"An optimist is a girl who mistakes a…" — Ring Lardner
"An optimist is a girl who mistakes a bulge for a curve."
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14 Quotes by Ring Lardner
Ring Lardner has 14 quotes on this site.
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They gave each other a smile with a future in it.
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He looked at me as if I were a side dish he hadn't ordered.
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How can you write if you can't cry?
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Shut up,' he explained.
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Some like them hot,some like them cold. Some like them when they're not to darn old Some like them fat,some…
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Walter Mayer was a hero at a Salvation Army home fire in Cincinnati.
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No one, ever, wrote anything as well even after one drink as he would have done with out it.
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A good many young writers make the mistake of enclosing a stamped, self-addressed envelope, big enough for the manuscript to…
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This story is slightly immoral, but so, I guess, are stories based on truth
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No one, ever, wrote anything as well even after one drink as he would have done without it.
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I've known what it is to be hungry, but I always went right to a restaurant.
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The family you come from isn't as important as the family you're going to have.
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More Bulge Quotes
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Man's cleverness is almost indefinite, and stretches like an elastic band, but human nature is like an iron ring. You…
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In a bygone era, penalty-takers would put their laces through the ball and threaten to put a permanent bulge in…
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In Western Australia, minerals are being dug up from Aboriginal land and shipped to China for a profit of a…
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I been seeing newspapers every Sunday morning, white dudes be in there in their drawers, never having no bulge in…
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How easy for those who do not bulge to not overindulge!
— Ogden Nash
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My dad, as a guy, had to quit school in the ninth grade, fought in the Battle of the Bulge.…
— John Barrasso
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A priest in New York City was arrested on gun possession. These days, you better be happy that the bulge…
— David Letterman
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Mom's dad was in the army, stormed the beach at Normandy, fought through the French hedgerows, the Battle of the…
— Mark Hoppus
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And before me was the great raw bulge and bulk of my American continent; somewhat far across, gloomy, crazy New…
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A child, thought Carl, is not the only result of childbirth. A mother, too, is born. You see them every…
— Joshua Ferris
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You - will - never - touch - our - children - again!' screamed Mrs. Weasley. Bellatrix laughed, the same…
— Joanne Kathleen Rowling
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My soul is wrapped in harsh repose, Midnight descends in raven-colored clothes, But soft... behold! A sunlight beam Butting a…
— Joss Whedon
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