Espresso Quote by Rick Riordan

“Waiters are the help, dear. It's like falling in love with a blender!”

— Daniel Nayeri

“She was a coffee-spilling, plate-dropping wreck of a waitress who surprised herself the few times she got an order right.”

— Grace Mattioli

“Hipster Chick personally brings it to the table, and there’s a phone number written in ketchup on his plate. He looks at her. Looks…

— Kellen Burden

“Whaddaya want?" growled Viola, our small, surly, octogenarian waitress. What did I want? A job. A clue. A love. "Two coffees," Len answered for…

— Megan McCafferty

“The bartender’s eyes went beyond me to the Rock Chicks and he said, “Eleven screaming orgasms, comin’ right up.” Phew. All right, fine. That…

— Kristen Ashley

“And she let me put ketchup on it, too,”

— Janis Thomas

“Eve: "Yo! Mocha!" Oliver: "Yo. I am not your waitress.”

— Rachel Caine

“You should go order a sweet roll. Those are to die for. And a carne adovada burrito." His mouth thinned. "Should I order something…

— Darynda Jones

“The waitress tapped her pen on the tab. "So do you guys know what you want?" And then he did it, just as he…

— Shannon Stacey

“I ordered a cheeseburger and a beer from a waitress who looked as though she wanted to be in one of those want-to-get-away? commercials.…

— Harlan Coben

“The chef grabs the guy's wife/girlfriend by the hair, bashes her down on the table, and slams the meat cleaver into the back of…

— Jeff Strand

“The waiter repeated, "The cocktails are from Mr Seadon. He asked me to tell you that he thought you'd enjoy them. They are called…

— Milly Silver