Quote by Richard Roberts

“Simpletons! Yes, yes! I'm a simpleton! Are you a simpleton? We'll build a town and we'll name it Simple Town, because by then all…

— Walter M. Miller Jr

“The truth is what we say it is...prove to me this desk is not a cow!”

— Ray S. Jones

“It's a natural progress, but still. That thing about the cow is so stupid. Do I look like a cow to you?”

— Meg Cabot

“Lucky for me, all four of his hooves missed my body as they found the ground. I picked my head up, thankful I didn't…

— Brittney Joy

“If the brain was simple enough to be understood - we would be too simple to understand it!”

— Anonymous

“It is so dam difficult to be simple.”

— Valquiria Oliveira

“Cows are beautiful, RESPECT AND LOVE THEM!”

— Abby Buter

“You have to be at peace with the fact that you simple are.”

— David Levithan

“But when I say 'cow', don’t go running away with the idea of some decent, self-respecting cudster such as you may observe loading grass…

— P.G. Wodehouse

“The simplest things are the hardest to understand.”

— Kevin Wilson

“WHERE'S MY COW?! IS THAT MY COW?! HRRRUUUUGGGH!!!! THAT'S NOT MY COW! THAT'S A HIPPOPOTAMOUS!”

— Terry Pratchett

“I figured it out this afternoon, when they let me take a walk around the grounds, that these cows are stupid. Bovine. I knew…

— Jo Walton