Children Quote by Richard Herring

Comedians have this happy, charmed life, where they're the centre of their own universe and can do what they want, but when you have…

— Richard Herring

“it is my understanding that children in the dark make accidents whereas accidents in the dark make children. I presume that’s how we’ve all…

— Ashwin Sanghi

“I have a real issue with anyone trying to protect children from their own imaginations. If we cannot acknowledge that a lot of us…

— J.K. Rowling

For me, even when I was pregnant, I wondered, Should we even have children if we're bringing them into this horrible, scary world? But…

— Edan Lepucki

Having children makes you see the world in a completely different way. When you're responsible for those little lives, you can't slough it off…

— Linda Ronstadt

Having kids makes you think about the world differently.

— Tony Fadell

Every time a child is saved from the dark side of life, every time one of us makes the effort to make a difference…

— Oprah Winfrey

Having kids reminds you not to take things too seriously.

— Edith Bowman

As I get older, all sorts of things become less funny. Once one has children, any cruelty involving children becomes far less amusing than…

— P. J. O'Rourke

Many comedians have a dark side that lets them take a negative thing and turn it funny.

— Rachel Dratch

I think you lose your innocence when you have kids, because the world suddenly becomes a much more dangerous place.

— Jon Stewart

One of the most obvious results of having a baby around the house is to turn two good people into complete idiots who probably…

— Georges Courteline