Ever Quote by Rich Cohen

The Toothbrush mustache was first introduced in Germany by Americans, who turned up with it at the end of the 19th century the way…

— Rich Cohen

Indeed, there's little question that mustaches are the ultimate facial accessory.

— Spencer Dinwiddie

Hitler really ruined that mustache for everybody. It’s really an interesting mustache, but now, no one can wear it.

— Larry David

I will say, as a woman, when you put a mustache on, you find out a lot of things about yourself.

— Carrie Brownstein

I cannot pull off a mustache. It's like threading a needle, because most of the time, I'll look like a complete idiot.

— Will Forte

A good mustache makes a man for many reasons.

— John Oates

The thing with the mustache is, it's a classic. A guy can always wear a mustache. But it's still tricky and potentially fraught with…

— Kayleen Schaefer

Sometimes a milk mustache is just a milk mustache.

— Jesse Peyronel

Everything I do from now on, I'll have a mustache. I can promise you that. I don't care who I have to convince. If…

— Ty Burrell

I *Mustache* you a question... (but I'll shave it for later)

— Anonymous

My mustache has become this weird iconic representation of a certain era.

— John Oates

Nowadays, if you have a mustache, people look at you like you're crazy. But when I was growing up, I never saw my dad…

— Kevin Connolly