Coffins Quote by Red Skelton Download Open image “I get plenty of exercise carrying the coffins of my friends who exercise.” — Red Skelton ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.0 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Carrying Coffins Coffins Coffins Friends Exercise Exercise Carrying Fitness Friends Exercise Friendship Inspirational My friends Plenty Plenty Exercise
The only exercise I take is walking behind the coffins of friends who took exercise. — Peter O'Toole Copy Share Image
I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise. — Chauncey Depew Copy Share Image
Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics. — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
Nothing like a lot of exercise to make you realize you'd rather be lazy and dead sooner. — R. K. Milholland Copy Share Image
The need of exercise is a modern superstition, invented by people who ate too much and had nothing to think about. — George Santayana Copy Share Image
It's a bit of a joke among my friends that, although I'm very busy, active and constantly rushing around all over the place, I've… — Kate Garraway Copy Share Image
I get pretty much all the exercise I need walking down airport concourses carrying bags. — Guy Clark Copy Share Image
I know I need to exercise. For some people, exercise is like breathing; for others, like me, it takes effort. Exercising is what I… — Al Roker Copy Share Image
I've put on a lot of weight... I only weighed six and a half pounds when I was born. — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
When anyone hurts us, my wife and I sit in our Japanese sand garden and drink iced tea. There are five stone in the… — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
Recipe for a happy marriage: My wife and I always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
Today's comics use four-letter words as a shortcut to thinking. They're shooting for that big laugh and it becomes a panic thing, using four-letter… — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
I was a sober as the next guy. The only problem is the next guy was Dean Martin — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done and it brings back… — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
I consider the television set as the American fireplace, around which the whole family will gather. — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
At my funeral, if one said, 'Nick was a generous person,' trust me I won't be doing cartwheels in my coffin. Recognition from people… — Nick Vujicic Copy Share Image
Well, I guess I am about the livest dead man you ever saw; although I was once asked to accept a coffin. — Dan Rice Copy Share Image
I don't think we have all the words in a single vocabulary to explain what we are or why we are. I don't think… — Alexandra Fuller Copy Share Image
“An expensive coffin does not decrease the deceased’s chances of going to hell.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
The reason they invented coffins, to lock the dead in, preserve them, they put makeup on them; they didn't want them spreading or changing… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
One of the lessons learned during the Vietnam War was that the depiction of wounded soldiers, of coffins stacked higher than their living guards,… — Walter Dean Myers Copy Share Image
For me, curiosity is life. If you are not curious, you are in your coffin. — Pierre Boulez Copy Share Image
“A premature death does not only rob one of the countless instances where one would have experienced pleasure, it also saves one from the… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
We all have two lives: The true, the one we dreamed of in childhood And go on dreaming of as adults in a substratum… — Fernando Pessoa Copy Share Image
Childhood is long and narrow like a coffin, and you can't get out of it on your own. — Tove Ditlevsen Copy Share Image
