Captains Quote by Red Buttons

There was a man sitting in the dining room of the Titanic, he said: "I know I asked for ice, but this is ridiculous."

— Frank Carson

“iceberg reported ahead,behappy about titanic”

— Oshada

“I was the Titanic and the iceberg all at once.”

— Jeremy Glass

If Mark Henry was the Titanic, the iceberg would've sank!

— Jerry Lawler

“It is a rash man indeed who would set himself up as final arbiter on all that happened the incredible night the Titanic went…

— Walter Lord

“Seeing the iceberg hadn’t stopped the Titanic from sinking”

— C.J. Roberts

Captain Hook's mother, who said to Little Hook, For God sakes, don't scratch it! Never got a dinner!

— Red Buttons

With 'Titanic,' you have all the first-class passengers interwoven with wonderful stories about the maids and the engineers, the people downstairs in the galleys.

— Sophie Winkleman

“If you worry about missing the boat, remember the Titanic!”

— Sid Bolon

“So many of us find ourselves saying, “but he was so great!” Yes, and the people who got on the Titanic thought they were…

— Greg Behrendt

If only the Titanic had hit a 'dry ice' berg.

— MJ McGuire

I got to thinking one day about all those women on the Titanic who passed up dessert at dinner that fateful night.

— Erma Bombeck