Flight attendant Quote by Rachel Hawkins

Why do airplanes have flotation devices under the seats instead of parachutes?

— Anonymous

I'm so bloated and gassy, I'm like a flotation device.

— Miranda Hobbes

“I can’t swim, because despite my love being shaped like Michael Phelps, it’s so heavy it’s like an anti flotation device. If I can…

— Jarod Kintz

“Flotsam said, “He thinks I shouldn’t do surfboard self-defense on four squids that flip us off and stole my juices when I was rippin’.…

— Joseph Wambaugh

“Swim. I shove myself off the dock with my feet and fucking flail as hard as I can.”

— Hannah Moskowitz

“Did you ever think about the creation of the flame-thrower? Someone, somewhere, at some time must have been sitting on his porch, and said,…

— John Larson

“To fly is to swim in the air, and a brick could be used as an as example to highlight man’s failure to fishbird.
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— Jarod Kintz

“High-fliers are people like me and you who fly their colors.”

— Anyaele Sam Chiyson

I chose to dive into a pool of cold water in 'Ooty' though the director suggested that we use a stuntman. I was pleased…

— Delhi Ganesh

“A fire hydrant is not something you want to lose, especially in an emergency.”

— Shannon Wiersbitzky

“snorkel fin bog water”

— Josh Ramsay of Marianas Trench

This is the point in the show where we say, 'Oh, what else do we have in the van that's flammable?'

— Adam Savage