Quote by Miranda Hobbes

Never has my flabber been so completely gasted.

— David Feherty

My gast was pretty well flabbered.

— Jim Butcher

I trip and I burp and I fart, like everybody else.

— Britney Spears

I have those days where I'm PMSing and bloated.

— Christina Aguilera

“If you have painful gas, lie on your back and lift your knees to your chest. You’ll fart it right out. 355”

— Keith Bradford

Gloating is a superficial glowing, floating is an idle flowing, and bloatedness is the paralysis of blowing up; because silent movement results in loud…

— Criss Jami

I used to fill my stomach with water because I didn't have money to pay for food.

— Kim Woo-bin

I fart, because it is the only gas I can afford.

— Bill Giles

I burp, I fart. I'm a real woman.

— Kate Winslet

I'm not a big burper. It's not easy for me to do.

— Justin Roiland

What a marshmallow. You should hold out for someone with a stronger stomach. Someone who laughs at the gore that makes weaker men vomit.

— Stephenie Meyer

I know that I have a special stomach.

— Takeru Kobayashi