Cushions Quote by Whoopi Goldberg

Life is a whoopee cushion, a chair pulled away just as you were taking a seat.

— Wally Lamb

I'm so bloated and gassy, I'm like a flotation device.

— Miranda Hobbes

A Whoopee cushion filled with gravy adds a hilarious new dimension to a rather tiresome practical joke

— Thegr81

“Life is gassy you just have to blow through it to see clearly and if eventually you see through, don't be misleaded by what…

— Mark Abraham Eyiremi

Humor has a way of bringing people together. It unites people. In fact, I'm rather serious when I suggest that someone should plant a…

— Ron Dentinger

“There's just something about making whoopee out under the stars that keeps a heart young, a mind sharp, and"-- she leaned close to whisper…

— C.H. Admirand

“But me no buts, we're going to make whoopee, I tell you.”

— Blaise Cendrars

Whether it's cushions you only use outside in the summer, or blankets that only come out in the winter, you've always got to think…

— Anthea Turner

If airline seat cushions are such great flotation devices, why don't you ever see anyone take one to the beach?

— Jerry Seinfeld

The short-term international capital market is shrunken and erratic, and cannot be relied upon to cushion the effects of tendencies to disequilibrium in the…

— Gunnar Myrdal

In some Churches today and on some religious television programs, we see the attempt to make Christianity popular and pleasant. We have taken the…

— Billy Graham

We spend our whole lives worrying about the future, planning for the future, trying to predict the future, as if figuring it out will…

— Shonda Rhimes

Cushion the painful effects of hard blows by keeping the enthusiasm going strong, even if doing so requires struggle.

— Norman Vincent Peale

The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'.

— Frank Zappa

I'm not saying this because I'm looking for a soft cushion wherever I'm heading, I just feel that I've got thousands and thousands of…

— Eazy-E