Mouth Quote by Prince Philip

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, which I've practised for many years.

— Prince Philip

“Like plumbing, medicine is a profession where you learn early on not to put your fingers in your mouth.”

— Diana Gabaldon

When you think of the good old days, think one word: dentistry.

— P. J. O'Rourke

“If you want to be heard, become a dentist.”

— Neel Burton

“(The caption uses the scientific term for lip-licking: “lateral tongue protrusion.”)”

— Mary Roach

I guess I'm not a professional's professional. I think I'd rather go to the dentist than play a practice round.

— Laura Davies

“Some people call it “putting your foot in your mouth.” My father expressed it a bit differently: “Engage brain before putting mouth in gear.”

— Guideposts

Never open your mouth,unless you're in the dentist chair

— Sammy Gravano

“Beginning with praise is like the dentist who begins his work with Novocain. The patient still gets a drilling, but the Novocain is pain-killing.”

— Dale Carnegie

Do you know how you got that dent, in your top lip? Way back, before you were born, I told you a secret, then…

— KM II

“Dentistry is a precondition to love at first sight. When your eyes meet she beams with happiness, but when you smile back she shows…

— Bauvard

“I massaged and trained in figure and facial exercises - although facial exercises are a lot of crap; the only effective one is cocksucking.…

— Truman Capote