Accidents Quote by Peter Kay Download Open image “The most painful household accident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.” — Peter Kay ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Accidents Family Household Painful Plugs Sock
It's hard enough for a person to keep their own socks pulled up, let alone someone else's. — Stephen King Copy Share Image
I got my heel stuck in a drain as I was crossing the street and cars were coming. It was really scary. A girl… — Sasha Pieterse Copy Share Image
I can't wear flat shoes. My feet repel them. I was in agony. My high heels had left my feet bleeding. Laugh all you… — Mariah Carey Copy Share Image
Was riding on my horse and my foot got stuck so the cashier person had to come and unplug it and my horse died… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Broke my femur on a cruise with my wife in Italy. I'd walked back to my cabin after dinner with half a plate of… — Art Donovan Copy Share Image
what is the worst pain? To me, it's always the pain that is present. — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
That very annoying moment when you have socks on and you step on water in the bathroom! — Myself Copy Share Image
That annoying moment when you're walking around the house with socks on and step on a random wet spot. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I used to drive a scooter and once a minicab driver pulled a U-turn in front of me and I went flying over his… — Alexander Armstrong Copy Share Image
I'm not the sort of comedian who wants to make audiences think about politics. I'm not clever in that way. — Peter Kay Copy Share Image
Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date? — Peter Kay Copy Share Image
My mum can't watch 'Car Share' - well she does, but she says, 'Peter I can't enjoy it because you're not watching the road.' — Peter Kay Copy Share Image
Audiences want comedy that has no venom. They want to have a laugh without it becoming twee. — Peter Kay Copy Share Image
I never thought I'd write one book, let alone three. I'm absolutely delighted and every night, thank the good lord for spell check. — Peter Kay Copy Share Image
It's lonely being stuck in a hotel in London for two nights. Even a couple of nights away from the children is awful. — Peter Kay Copy Share Image
It was no accident, no coincidence, that the seasons came round and round year after year. It was the Lord speaking to us all… — Francine Rivers Copy Share Image
No, I think most astronauts recognize that the space shuttle program is very high-risk, and are prepared for accidents. — Sally Ride Copy Share Image
In presenting a mathematical argument the great thing is to give the educated reader the chance to catch on at once to the momentary… — John Edensor Littlewood Copy Share Image
The only way to have a funeral is to invite everyone who ever knew the person and just wait for the accident to happen-somebody… — Philip Roth Copy Share Image
Good films are not made by accident, nor is good photography. You can have good things happen, on occasion, by accident that can be… — Gordon Willis Copy Share Image
By education I am an Englishman, by views an internationalist, by culture a Muslim and a Hindu only by accident of birth. — Jawaharlal Nehru Copy Share Image
I made out with a homeless guy by accident. I had no idea -- he was really tan, he had no shoes on. I… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
Naturally I feel no shame in writing these things because of the time which separates the moment when they are written--when only I can… — Annie Ernaux Copy Share Image
In a city where you walk around, it's impossible to plan your day and your life as accidents will happen, you'll overhear things, bump… — Jason Schwartzman Copy Share Image
I don't think it's by accident that I was first attracted to translating two French women poets. — Marilyn Hacker Copy Share Image
Despite my mentors advice that I would never go to heaven fishing with a weighted nymph and a float, I took it up. (As… — Tony Bishop Copy Share Image
