A lot of series tend to go on for one series too many, especially with comedies, and I think people say 'ooh,… — Peter Kay Copy Share Image
Sometimes people say, 'Oh I'm surprised you'd be in Staples buying a plastic box, I thought you'd have a servant to do… — Peter Kay Copy Share Image
I knew I could make people laugh but I was frightened of doing it. I thought, 'What if I'm crap, what if… — Peter Kay Copy Share Image
I love 'Phoenix Nights' and I would love to go back. I've got a lot of ideas about 'Phoenix Nights.' — Peter Kay Copy Share Image
I'm not the sort of comedian who wants to make audiences think about politics. I'm not clever in that way. — Peter Kay Copy Share Image
Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date? — Peter Kay Copy Share Image
My mum can't watch 'Car Share' - well she does, but she says, 'Peter I can't enjoy it because you're not watching the road.' — Peter Kay Copy Share Image
Audiences want comedy that has no venom. They want to have a laugh without it becoming twee. — Peter Kay Copy Share Image
I never thought I'd write one book, let alone three. I'm absolutely delighted and every night, thank the good lord for spell check. — Peter Kay Copy Share Image
It's lonely being stuck in a hotel in London for two nights. Even a couple of nights away from the children is awful. — Peter Kay Copy Share Image
