Oh my god Quote by Peter Griffin Download Open image “Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'” — Peter Griffin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Oh my god
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Lois, this isn't my Batman glass. — Peter Griffin Copy Share Image
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Life is full of important decisions like whether or not you got time to masturbate. — Peter Griffin Copy Share Image
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