Basically Quote by Pete Holmes

When somebody comes across as authentic and genuine and sweet, people just want to spend time with that person.

— Pete Holmes

When my wife left me, in real life, T. J. Miller was like, 'I'm shooting a movie in Pittsburgh. I'll fly you out and…

— Pete Holmes

The underlying goal of comedy is feeling not-alone.

— Pete Holmes

Religion often is very embarrassing, and I totally get it. So I am sort of sometimes burdened with the fact that I love talking…

— Pete Holmes

When it comes to being called a pronoun, sometimes I like to call other people 'me.' I go, like, 'Oh, these mes voted for…

— Pete Holmes

Why do we say 'Have a great weekend?' That's just a spell. You're just going - I have no control over your weekend. But…

— Pete Holmes

The biggest idea of a good time for me is making the Batman videos that we did. That is my ideal day. That is…

— Pete Holmes

Science would like to tell us that people laugh because of the benign violation theory, but comedy doesn't have hard rules.

— Pete Holmes

It's hard to control the things that are going to inspire you.

— Pete Holmes

I mostly do faces and sounds. That's what I do. Comedy doesn't have to be art.

— Pete Holmes

Comedians really are like a species. That's not to be exclusive. Anyone can kind of become one. You have to pay your dues, though.

— Pete Holmes

What people respond to is intimacy and regularity.

— Pete Holmes