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“Why do we say 'Have a great weekend?' That's just a spell. You're just going - I have no control over your weekend. But words matter. They change our interior world. Have a great weekend.”

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When somebody comes across as authentic and genuine and sweet, people just want to spend time with that person.

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The underlying goal of comedy is feeling not-alone.

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Religion often is very embarrassing, and I totally get it. So I am sort of sometimes burdened with the fact that I love talking…

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When it comes to being called a pronoun, sometimes I like to call other people 'me.' I go, like, 'Oh, these mes voted for…

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The biggest idea of a good time for me is making the Batman videos that we did. That is my ideal day. That is…

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Science would like to tell us that people laugh because of the benign violation theory, but comedy doesn't have hard rules.

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It's hard to control the things that are going to inspire you.

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I mostly do faces and sounds. That's what I do. Comedy doesn't have to be art.

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Comedians really are like a species. That's not to be exclusive. Anyone can kind of become one. You have to pay your dues, though.

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What people respond to is intimacy and regularity.

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When I got divorced, the first people I called were Nick Kroll and John Mulaney and T. J. Miller - all the pals.

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Only within yourself exists the other reality for which you long. I can give you nothing that has not already its being within yourself.…

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Life is full of change. That's how we learn and grow.

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“…progress isn't necessarily about change but about things turning out as we want them to”

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Nobody can tell me that no changes are necessary in Washington.

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If my campaign is not in the debate, we will not be talking about how we really fix this problem of endless and expanding…

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Your world will change whether or not you choose to change, but you have the power to choose it's direction.

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I hope I continue to evolve.

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“Stay focused on bringing people together and more on positive messaging so that you can be the change you wish to see in the…

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The biggest change for me as a mom was realizing I needed to put someone else before me. Now the hardest part about the…

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“After the funeral, my life changed. I felt as if time were suddenly precious, water going down an open drain, and I could not…

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You practice mindfulness, on the one hand, to be calm and peaceful. On the other hand, as you practice mindfulness and live a life…

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