Quote by Penny Reid

“I will not make you a pastrami, banana bread, cottage cheese sandwich! That would severely ruin my reputation.”

— Mitch Hedberg

“I'm eating a massive pastrami sandwich. It's so beautiful I might cry. Just so you know.”

— Lucy Robinson

“Eaters of Wonder Bread Must be underbred. So little to eat. Where's the wheat?”

— Roy Blount Jr

“We both like Marlboro Reds, both eat pastrami and Swiss, and both have holes in our hearts big enough to swallow us whole. What…

— C.M. Stunich

“I'd always thought the skinny little twerp was anorexic. But apparently what she needed wasn't a sandwich, as I'd often muttered as we left…

— Jesse Petersen

“How would you like to be in the middle of a Vega sandwich?”

— Santino (Sonny) Hassell

“I think you better hurry along with that French toast making, Stud. You know—before my fetus eats your face.” “It would be equally as…

— Pella Grace

“What do I taste like?” “Well, like honey and cream and … I dunno, bread?” I scrunched up my nose. “Bread?” “Yes. Sexy bread…

— Kylie Scott

“Bread is life.”

— William Alexander

“I cut a loaf of bread, and there wasn't any bread, Is this an omen?”

— Miguel

“My God, Joseph, your toasted sandwiches are the fucking shit. You do know that right?”

— Beth Ashworth

“...Mabel put on the boiled potatos, unmashed, the stewed tomatos, some inferior dried beef, and some bread that plainly said, 'Darling, I am growing…

— Bess Streeter Aldrich