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“As it baked, the blessed casserole smelled just like it did when I was a child, which was likely the last time I’d eaten…

— Ree Drummond

“By the time Marlboro Man walked in the door, I was stirring in the canned kidney beans and minutes away from throwing up. “Mmmm…smells…

— Ree Drummond

“I arrived back home just before midnight, and Marlboro Man met me at the car. I could hear nothing but cows and crickets when…

— Ree Drummond

“Foreign food isn’t really my thing. I tasted whale once, and I was sick for a week.”

— Steen Langstrup

“Two days before our wedding, we were making out in a dark, hazy movie theater. It was one of the most romantic moments of…

— Ree Drummond

“You ever see Willy Wonka? You know that part where the girl eats an everlasting gobstopper sweet and it tastes of everything? Like chicken…

— Sarah Alderson

“Having crossed the international date line, it was Tuesday morning when Marlboro Man and I finally checked into the Park Hyatt, nestled right on…

— Ree Drummond

“I will not make you a pastrami, banana bread, cottage cheese sandwich! That would severely ruin my reputation.”

— Mitch Hedberg

“The cheese was riddled with holes, and it was a riddle to me what kind it was. All I know is my love for…

— Jarod Kintz

“Nothing in my life could have prepared me for the horror of watching Marlboro Man, my new love, and his brother, Tim, whom I’d…

— Ree Drummond

“I don't like food. I LOVE it. If I don't love it, I don't swallow.”

— Anonymous

“I'm eating a massive pastrami sandwich. It's so beautiful I might cry. Just so you know.”

— Lucy Robinson