Children Quote by Paul Simon

I was at a restaurant, and I ordered a chicken sandwich, but I don't think the waitress understood me. She asked me, "How would…

— Mitch Hedberg

“We hole up in my room with Chinese food (crab Rangoon, kung pao chicken, wonton soup).”

— Jason Myers

“I had a Chinese girlfriend once who asked me how much she meant to me. I knew very little Chinese, so I responded, "Chicken…

— Jarod Kintz

You don't order an egg-salad sandwich at a Chinese restaurant. And you don't order the chicken piccata at Jerry's Deli.

— Jon Cryer

My last meal on Earth? The obvious answer is a plate of my mother's scrambled eggs.

— Alex Guarnaschelli

My mom's chicken, with rice and gravy was my favorite dish as a kid, and it still is now. That's my favorite meal from…

— Serena Williams

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French, surprised everybody. It was a Chinese restaurant. I said to this Chinese waiter,…

— Tommy Cooper

I actually didn't grow up in a household that loved Chinese food particularly, and it's not really my go-to food or anything... We were…

— Jami Attenberg

My mother had been slicing up the chicken. She took a drumstick and dropped it on the floor. She kicked it around a little,…

— Janet Evanovich

I can't remember a dish my mother made that to me was pleasant. To this day I have a phobia of instant noodles.

— Alvin Leung

My mom wasn't a good cook. No, that was an understatement. She was really horrible. And in a Chinese family, that's a disaster.

— Alvin Leung

“Do you remember your favorite dish your mom always prepared for you?”

— Marcel Riemer