Chinese Restaurant Quotes

I worked in a Chinese restaurant.

— Barbra Streisand

Never eat at a Chinese restaurant named Mama Teresa's Trattoria.

— Joy Behar

Like all Jews, I was probably at a Chinese restaurant!

— Elena Kagan

“But in the end, he's just another dead rat in a garbage pail behind a Chinese restaurant.”

— Wes Anderson

So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red.

— Tim Vine

“[A]nything served in a Chinese restaurant is Kosher, even pork. from The Kosher Guide to Imaginary Animals ”

— Duff Goldman

Whenever I passed by a Chinese restaurant in a car, I'd joke to my friends, 'Oh yeah, my uncle owns that place.'

— Jenny Zhang

Last night I ordered a whole meal in French. Even the waiter was amazed - it was a Chinese restaurant!

— Henny Youngman

You don't order an egg-salad sandwich at a Chinese restaurant. And you don't order the chicken piccata at Jerry's Deli.

— Jon Cryer

I walked out of the Chinese restaurant with a fat check, a record deal, and a box of shrimp egg foo yung!

— Solomon Burke

It specifically says in the Torah that you can eat shrimp and bacon in a Chinese restaurant.

— Jason Alexander

I was eating in a Chinese restaurant downtown. There was a dish called Mother and Child Reunion. It's chicken and eggs. And…

— Paul Simon

“Let me guess," said Clary. "On the inside it's an abandoned police station; from the outside, mundanes only see a condemned apartment…

— Cassandra Clare

I don't know exactly what a black Chinese restaurant would be, but I would sure love to see one.

— Paul Beatty

We had quite an unconventional family life because my parents ran a Chinese restaurant.

— Gok Wan