Quote by Patrick O'Brian Download Open image ““Wallis,' said Maturin, 'I am happy to see you. How is your penis?”” — Patrick O'Brian ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I really wish I could confirm to him that you do in fact have a penis. A very big and pretty penis,” Blaire whispered.… — Abbi Glines Copy Share Image
“What am I?" She grinned. "A pain in my posterior." He smiled, too, crinkles forming around his eyes. "I like your posterior." "Yours isn't… — Kady Cross Copy Share Image
“I told you. I'm always hard for you, I'm just good at hiding it. Which, actually, isn't easy when your dick is the size… — Karina Halle Copy Share Image
“Hold up. How do you accidentally have sex with somebody?" Adina scoffed. "Is she all, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, I didn't s ee your… — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
“The last three inches of my penis shaft are perfect. Of course, the last three and the first three are one and the same.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Her eyes widened, convinced by the size of it that his shaft was fully erect. She blinked several times. No, she was wrong. The… — Michelle M. Pillow Copy Share Image
“Ship, lady. This here’s a ship,” he said defensively, as if she’d told him, “Your penis: I find it minuscule.” — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“Hold up. How do you accidentally have sex with somebody?” Adina scoffed. “Is she all, ‘Oh, I’m so sorry, I didn’t see your penis… — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
“I took a deep breath and sighed in awe. My proverbial penis had just gotten a serious chubby.” — J.L. McCoy Copy Share Image
“Suck my dick, Henry.” He opened wide, his tongue lapping along the sensitive flesh. Tension melted away, worry was replaced with excitement. He licked… — James Cox Copy Share Image
“Christ's blood in heaven, you ignorant, incompetent whey-faced nestlecock, do you think I am a hired spy, an informer? That I have a master,… — Patrick O'Brian Copy Share Image
“To tell the truth, sir, I believe I had rather sit in the shelter for a while. The cabbage seems to have turned my… — Patrick O'Brian Copy Share Image
“Never mind the disappointment. Salt water will wash it away. You will be amazed how unimportant it will seem in a week’s time –… — Patrick O'Brian Copy Share Image
“The weather had freshened almost to coldness, for the wind was coming more easterly, from the chilly currents between Tristan and the Cape; the… — Patrick O'Brian Copy Share Image
“Of course I do know it is the French who are so wicked; but there are all these people who keep coming and going… — Patrick O'Brian Copy Share Image
My wife and I have spent most of our lives in France, and we are both pretty well bilingual, my wife more purely than… — Patrick O'Brian Copy Share Image
“This short watch that is about to come, or rather these two short watches--why are they called dog watches? Where, heu, heu, is the… — Patrick O'Brian Copy Share Image
The function of the novel is the exploration of the human condition. Really, that's what it's all about. — Patrick O'Brian Copy Share Image
It is a great while since I felt the grind of bone under my saw,' he added, smiling with anticipation. — Patrick O'Brian Copy Share Image
“But I will tell you another misery that is not to be denied. In the common, natural course of events physicians, surgeons and apothecaries… — Patrick O'Brian Copy Share Image
“Yet,'said Maturin, pursuing his own thought, 'there is a quality in dogs, I must confess, rarely to be seen elsewhere and that is affection:… — Patrick O'Brian Copy Share Image