About Quote by Pat Paulsen

I guess I'm like Roger Miller who used to say that he didn't have as many jokes as he thought he did.

— Glen Campbell

'I dont make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts!' Will Rogers

— Andrew Guzaldo

“If there's anything I hate is someone who questions my credit.”

— Mike Todd

“What’s wrong?” Billy’s question had me looking up. My second-oldest brother was already  dressed for work in his suit and tie. “And shouldn’t you be fishing with Hank?” “I cancelled. I…

— Penny Reid

“What happened to the perp?” “Perp?” “The piece of crap who tried to kill my wife. Where is he now?” There was a pause,…

— Gary Ponzo

“Cade studied her for a moment, then sat forward in his chair. “Seriously, what is it about this guy? He’s just a rich computer…

— Julie James

“Once Spencer was safely out of the shop, John yanked her around to face him and said, 'What the hell do you think you’re…

— Julia Quinn

“Holding up my credit card so Gilley could see, I snipped it in half. 'You act like I don't have the numbers, expiration date,…

— Victoria Laurie

I spent money, and I kept thinking, 'I get one more movie and I'll wipe these bills out,' but that movie never came. That…

— Sinbad

“A Mr Canning, sir,' announced Morris. 'He's very upset. He says someone has abducted his entire family.' 'If that's true, he has a right…

— Ann Granger

He gives me a look that says, “Dude, if I knew that do you think I’d have enlisted your puny help?” I snicker. “Something…

— Karen Marie Moning

No funny stuff in here tonight, you understand?” Dash said, “I assure you I could not contemplate any of your so-called funny stuff seeing…

— David Levithan