“Oh, Well imagine, As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor, And I can't help but to hear, No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words: ''What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding!''says a bridesmaid to a waiter, ''And, yes, but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore.'' I'd chime in with a ''Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?! ' No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of poise and rationality. I'd chime in, ''Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!'' No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of...”