48 hours Quote by Pamela Druckerman

I'm sitting on top of the world, and I've got hemorrhoids.

— Rodney Dangerfield

40 is just a fancy word for old timer...

— Anonymous

40 is when your body gives your brain a list of things its not going to do anymore.

— Anonymous

Good-bye... why am I hemorrhaging ?

— Boris Pasternak

Seven out of ten people suffer from hemmorhoids. Does this mean that the other three enjoy it.

— Sal Davino

It's a funny age, 40, you do suddenly feel a lot older.

— Zoe Ball

Some days, you feel like a 22-year-old and some days you feel like a 40-year-old.

— Jorge Posada

Things change when you get to 40. I'm embarrassed even that I'm going through it. In a very morbid way, at 40 you become…

— Sharon Horgan

When you say you're 40, you can't call yourself an ingenue any more.

— Molly Ringwald

I think God created ex-wives to remind us that hemorrhoids really aren't the biggest pain the ass!

— Jason Lee

At 40, your body and your mind doesn't do the same thing as it used to do.

— Jermaine O'Neal

I used to think 40 was old. Now I think, 'Hey, 40's hot!'

— Tracee Ellis Ross