Capers Quote by Nora Ephron

“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,…

— Nora Ephron

“That's the catch about betrayal, of course: that it feels good, that there's something immensely pleasurable about moving from a complicated relationship which involves…

— Nora Ephron

“The whole purpose of places like Starbucks is for people with no decision-making ability whatsoever to make six decisions just to buy one cup…

— Nora Ephron

Death is a sniper. It strikes people you love, people you like, people you know - it's everywhere. You could be next. But then…

— Nora Ephron

'When you slip on a banana peel, people laugh at you. When you tell people you slipped on a banana peel, it's your laugh.'

— Nora Ephron

“I wish he were better at hailing taxis than I am; on the other hand, I realize that expectation is culturally conditioned, utterly foolish,…

— Nora Ephron

You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets.

— Nora Ephron

I never went near the Wellesley College chapel in my four years there, but I am still amazed at the amount of Christian charity…

— Nora Ephron

You can't call yourself a feminist if you don't believe in the right to abortion.

— Nora Ephron

“I always read the last page of a book first so that if I die before I finish I'll know how it turned out.”

— Nora Ephron

“If I was home alone at night, I cooked myself an entire meal from one of these cookbooks. Then I sat down in front…

— Nora Ephron

“The next man I was involved with lived in Boston. He taught me to cook mushrooms. He taught me that if you heat the…

— Nora Ephron