Orgasms Quote by Nikita King Download Open image ““Orgasms make such pretty bows to presents.”” — Nikita King ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Orgasms Presents
“Glad to hear it. Because if you don’t get your shit together, man, I’m going to gift wrap it, slap a big, ugly bow… — Cardeno C Copy Share Image
“...giving me the exact kind of smile of someone who, on Christmas morning, has just unwrapped an expensive present he already owns.” — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
“Ah, sweetheart, what are you doing?” “I think that’s pretty obvious. I’m witch-handling your orgasm-giver.” — N.D. Jones Copy Share Image
“Presents are made for the pleasure of who gives them, not for the merit of who recieves them.” — Carlos Ruiz Zafón Copy Share Image
“I don't approve of surprises. The pleasure is never enhanced and the inconvenience is considerable.” — George Knightley Copy Share Image
“If you are willing to let some things go, you'll be pleasantly surprised by the incredible gifts that will take their place.” — Nadine Hays Pisani Copy Share Image
“She looks like a woman who just got laid . . . and had about three orgasms.” — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“All orgasms were good orgasms, but the ones that walked the line between pain and pleasure were bliss.” — Adriane Leigh Copy Share Image
“Excuse me, Mr. Yeti, I know we locked you up in a cage and you're pissed as hell, but do you think you could… — Nikita King Copy Share Image
“Once I knew what I was doing I was there and with it; I had the total knowing. I Googled God and orgasmed At… — Initially NO Copy Share Image
“I moaned then, tilting my head back to give him better access. His hands clamped on my waist, then moved—one going to cup my… — Sarah J. Maas Copy Share Image
“For her, an orgasm felt more like a sneeze, certainly not the earthquake her friends described, and nowhere close to the shrieks of pleasure… — Cherise Sinclair Copy Share Image
“I can still remember what I was like when I was sixteen. It was hell to be that excited. Then as now, orgasms gave… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“Some guys assume that they made this one girl orgasm by doing this one thing and now they do it to every woman they… — Roberto Hogue Copy Share Image
“At the moment of orgasm you are living fully and totally in the present. An orgasm is anticipated, like the sunrise on a new… — Chloe Thurlow Copy Share Image
“Telling a woman that you will be unable to climax unless you are looking at her in a mirror is, in my experience, an… — Stephen Moles Copy Share Image
“I've faked orgasms before, but this is the first time I've faked not having an orgasm.” — Sarah Kane Copy Share Image
“You have a common condition called orgasm brain.” “Let me guess. The cure is more orgasms?” “How did you know?” — Kate Meader Copy Share Image
“There's nothing like an orgasm to make a person think--and more often than not, to think too much.” — Doug Cooper Copy Share Image
“When they figure out how to bottle up orgasms and sell them as a food additive, I'll be first in line.” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image