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“Glad to hear it. Because if you don’t get your shit together, man, I’m going to gift wrap it, slap a big, ugly bow on top, and send it to you for your birthday.” quote by Cardeno C — Download Open image

““Glad to hear it. Because if you don’t get your shit together, man, I’m going to gift wrap it, slap a big, ugly bow on top, and send it to you for your birthday.””

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